Death Was the Other Woman

  Additional Praise for Linda L. Richards and

  Death Was the Other Woman

  “With crackling dialogue, a tommy-gun plot, and bang-on authenticity, Death Was the Other Woman engrossed me in a terrific, compelling mystery. With memorable characters and settings, Richards manages to dig beneath the surface of Prohibition-era Los Angeles and give a sense of its historical context. A great read!”

  —Daniel Kalla, author of Pandemic and Blood Lies

  “Sharp, vibrant, and crackling. One chapter in to Linda L. Richards’s sparkling 1930s Los Angeles mystery, Death Was the Other Woman, and we’d follow her smart, resourceful, spirited heroine, Kitty Pangborn, down any dark alley, any mean street.”

  —Megan Abbott, author of The Song Is You and Queenpin

  “Kitty Pangborn, the narrator of Linda Richards’s winning new mystery, Death Was the Other Woman, is just what every underachieving, over-imbibing, minimally employed, and maximally hard-boiled PI needs: that is, a decent secretary … Death Was the Other Woman is a first-rate, rousing new take on the Southern California detective novel. Let’s hope it’s the beginning of a long series.”

  —Dylan Schaffer, author of I Right the Wrongs

  “Linda L. Richards can grab her readers better than a slap in the puss or a slug from a forty-five. She breathes new life into the L.A. noir genre with an array of fresh characters and stylishly seedy neon-lit dives. More important, she moves the gritty crime genre on in the form of Kitty Pangborn, a well-brought-up young lady who gets a crash course in the dark underbelly of the City of Angels. She may be a long-suffering PA to a less-than-successful PI, but Kitty is no kitten. She’s the broad with the brains, and readers will be left clamoring for more.”

  —Brendan Foley, author of Under the Wire and

  director of The Riddle

  DEATH WAS

  THE OTHER WOMAN

  ALSO BY LINDA L. RICHARDS

  Mad Money

  The Next Ex

  Calculated Loss

  This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

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  DEATH WAS THE OTHER WOMAN. Copyright © 2007 by Linda L. Richards. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews. For information, address St. Martins Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.

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  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Richards, Linda, 1960—

  Death was the other woman I Linda L. Richards.—1st ed.

  p. cm.

  ISBN-13: 978-0-312-37770-0

  ISBN-10: 0-312-37770-3

  1. Private investigators—California—Los Angeles—Fiction. 2. Adultery—Fiction. 3. Depressions—1929—California—Los Angeles— Fiction. 4. Los Angeles (Calif)—Fiction. I. Title.

  PR9199.4.R5226D43 2008

  813’ .6—dc22 2007038734

  First Edition: January 2008

  10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

  DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF MY FATHER,

  KARL HUBER,

  WHO TAUGHT ME ABOUT ZOOT SUITS,

  AND SO MUCH MORE

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  You begin with a hint of something; a whisper, maybe even a dream. You toss it up ever so lightly to see if the wind fills it with life. And if you’re lucky and your timing is right, others will step up and stand in and offer bits of themselves to this thing you are creating. At this point, some of “I” becomes “we” and you have to look around and give thanks where they’re due. And here I am.

  Peter Joseph is the editor authors dream about: everything he touches ends up better than it was. Thank you, Peter.

  Amy Moore-Benson is more than my agent; Amy is cheerleader, friend, and a force of nature. It’s lovely to have her in my corner.

  My partner David Middleton is generous with his time, advice, and prodigious knowledge of everything. Always. My son, the actor Michael Karl Richards, continues to push me to my creative best. He will not accept anything less of either of us. My brother Peter Huber offers unflinching, unblinking, unwavering support. I’ve said it before but will say it again here: most women consider themselves lucky to have a strong, sensitive, caring man in their lives. I’m more than lucky, I have three.

  Thank you to Michele Denis, Andrew Heard, Carolyn Withers-Heard, Laura-Jean Kelly, Jackie Leidl, Patricia McLean, Betty Middleton, Linda Murray, Debbie Warmerdam, and Carrie Wheeler. Your input and support keep me going; warms my heart.

  Thanks to the Los Angeles Conservancy (www.laconservancy.org) for struggling to save representative bits of the city’s rich and beautiful history. There are only vestiges of Kitty Pangborn’s Los Angeles left in the twenty-first century. I can’t imagine a modern city whose physical history is more threatened. This is partly due to the fact that L.A. is such a young city, and her periods of growth have often been dramatic to the point of violence. All that paving of Paradise. The Los Angeles Conservancy is the largest member-based organization for historic preservation in the United States. Not only have they been able to establish a solid long-term plan, saving several important landmarks along the way, they also do an admirable job of bringing the past to life for modern Angelenos.

  CONTENTS

  CHAPTER ONE

  CHAPTER TWO

  CHAPTER THREE

  CHAPTER FOUR

  CHAPTER FIVE

  CHAPTER SIX

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  CHAPTER NINE

  CHAPTER TEN

  CHAPTER ELEVEN

  CHAPTER TWELVE

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN

  CHAPTER FOURTEEN

  CHAPTER FIFTEEN

  CHAPTER SIXTEEN

  CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

  CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

  CHAPTER NINETEEN

  CHAPTER TWENTY

  CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

  CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

  CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

  CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

  CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

  CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

  CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

  CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT

  CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE

  CHAPTER THIRTY

  CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE

  CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO

  CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE

  CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR

  CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE

  CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX

  CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN

  CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT

  CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE

  CHAPTER FORTY

  CHAPTER FORTY-ONE

  CHAPTER FORTY-TWO

  CHAPTER FORTY-THREE

  CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR

  CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE

  CHAPTER FORTY-SIX

  CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN

  CHAPTER ONE

  HE’S DRESSED WELL, the dying man. Sharply, one would say. He’s wearing a good suit. Dark, and of a wool so fine it would feel soft to the touch. The suit has a pale pinstripe; it’s barely discernible. And he’s wearing the suit well—he wore it well—except for the dying part.

  He’s standing there, his lifeblood draining from him, the look on his face showing surprise as much as horror. He hadn’t planned on dying today. Had, in fact, planned on being the one doing the killing. Killing is part of his job. Not dying. There’s not enough money in L.A.—or the world for that matter�
�to get a man to give up his life as easily as that.

  The man is standing. I can see him as clearly as if I were there, though of course I was not. But I understand things now. Things I had no hope of understanding at the time. I can re-create them in my mind and know what the details mean.

  His hat is fashionable, well shaped, well made, and for the moment, it’s worn at a good angle. His features are as well cut as his suit. Dark like the suit as well. He’d be handsome if he weren’t presently concerned about the end he can see so clearly.

  Another man is there, similarly dressed, but the look on his face is different. No surprise. No pain. He’s in control. He’s always in control. The gun in his hand tells that story.

  The woman is barely in the room, but she doesn’t look away. That shocks me somehow. She shouldn’t watch. Why would she watch? What profit will her witness bring?

  She’s exquisite. That shocks me as well. Her shoulders are broad and smooth. Her legs long and well defined. Her hair, her features, soft and lovely. And the look on her face … that shocks me most of all. Not pleasure, no. But not distress either. To her, this scene is correct. The only proper conclusion to a story she helped write.

  But all of this is later. Much later. It makes sense to me now. But then? Not then. At the time I found him, it made no sense at all.

  CHAPTER TWO

  DEX IS TALL AND DREAMY. Oh, sure, he’s a mook, but he’s the kind of mook that can heat a girl’s socks, if you follow my drift. The kind that can get your lipstick melting.

  It’s never going to happen for me and Dex. Most days I don’t really want it to anyway. Dex is my boss, first and foremost. The work is easy, and most weeks Dex remembers to cut me a check. That’s important; a girl’s gotta eat. And there are worse ways to make a living. A lot worse.

  Take Rita Heppelwaite, for instance. I had her figured before she even settled down in the chair across from my desk. It’s just a little space, and when no one is listening Dex and I call it our waiting room. It’s a joke because Dex isn’t the busiest P.I. in L.A., and that’s no understatement. And anyway, to be a waiting room it would have to be a room, and that little space between my desk and the door to the office is more like a steamer trunk without all the legroom.

  So Rita Heppelwaite breezes into the office nice as you please, the scent of violets following her like a mob. She looks haughty, like she thinks I don’t know what she does for a living. Like Dex hadn’t already spilled his guts about everything he knows. Though to be honest, at that point he didn’t know much.

  Rita, Dex had told me, was a “lady of the night,” which was his attempt at polite talk “in front of the kid”—which is me— for saying that what Rita does for a living, she does on her back. From the looks of her, she probably gets paid a damned sight better than I do. Probably doesn’t have to answer the phone or bring coffee either.

  The first thing I notice is her coat. It’s a pretty hard thing not to notice. Even in October, Los Angeles just doesn’t get that kind of cold, so a fur coat hits you right off. And this was one you’d mark in any room, at any time of the year. Anywhere. Black lamb’s wool, all curly and fine, and a jaunty little hat to match, perched on her head just so. I wouldn’t have hated her just for the coat though. I’ve never been a girl who dreamed about furs.

  There were other reasons to hate her. The dark red hair that poured over her shoulders, for starters. Dusky flames that seemed to make her lips even redder. Her eyes were the color of the ocean at midnight. A green so dark you’d swear it was black until the light shifted; then you had to look again. She was beautiful enough that you might have taken her for a movie star. Until you looked into those eyes. Then you saw something else.

  “Mr. Theroux will be with you in a moment,” I told her, when she showed up five minutes ahead of their appointment. “Please have a seat and I’ll let him know you’re here.”

  She settled into the “waiting room” chair so meekly, I should have suspected a trick, but I just didn’t see it coming. Who would have thought anyone in heels that high could be so quiet?

  So when I opened Dex’s door to let myself in, I didn’t expect her to follow right behind me, catching Dex kicked back in his chair before he could stuff the sports pages and his usual glass of whiskey into the top drawer of his desk.

  I expected a curt word from him. Dex doesn’t like it when clients barge into his office before I have a chance to announce them. He says it’s unseemly. And I mostly agree. I like it when my paychecks aren’t made of rubber, and I’ve discovered that the best way to avoid that is to do everything I can to keep Dex’s clients from running in the other direction when they first get a load of him.

  Like I said, Dex is kind of dreamy. But the way I figure it, seeing a detective hitting the sauce before noon and greeting you with bleary eyes and not a lot of other customers lined up in front of you isn’t the most inspiring thing in the world. There’s gotten to be a lot of detectives in the city. Most of them better at it than my boss.

  So I expected Dex to bawl me out for letting this broad sail into his office like nobody’s business. But one look at his face gawping at Rita Heppelwaite told me that wasn’t going to happen. I glanced back at her to see what he was seeing, and I understood.

  She stood framed in the doorway, doing her best damsel-in-distress. Her coat was open, and the dress beneath it was as red and tight as the skin on an apple. Did she practice all that bosom heaving in front of a mirror? I figured she’d have to. If I tried a stunt like that, I’d look like I had just run a block to catch a bus. And the sight of me wouldn’t cause Dex Theroux’s jaw to go all slack and his eyes to lose focus either. As things were, I wanted to cross the room and slap some sense into him. What kind of client, I wondered, would want to hire a detective who looked at her the way a dog looks at meat?

  I didn’t slap him though. Instead I just said, “Let me know if you need anything, Boss.” Then I breezed past Rita, who was now leaving the doorway and taking a seat, uninvited, in front of Dex’s desk.

  As I closed the door, I heard her say, “Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Mr. Theroux.” A smoky voice, filled with experience and promise. A combination that startled. And another reason to hate her.

  The time seemed to pass real slow while Miss Heppelwaite had her meeting with Dex. I think the phone rang a few times— bill collectors who I politely told that Dex was out of town on a job.

  I remembered to shove a blank piece of paper into the typewriter and make a lot of clacking every once in a while. Dex asked me to do that when he’s with a potential client. He figures that because you can hear the echo of the clacking in his office even with the door closed, a new client will realize how busy and important he is and cough up the required dough more easily.

  Actually, what Dex asked me to do while he’s with a new client was, “Be sure to catch up on the typing.” But really? There’s never anything to catch up on. It’s not like there’s much to type even when he’s on a case. And when he’s not? What would I type? Some ode to rye whiskey that my boss mumbles when he’s dancing with the sauce? I don’t think so. So I mostly clack pointlessly. It gets the job done.

  I was happily clacking when half an hour or so later, Dex escorted Rita Heppelwaite out of the office. That was my first clue that the meeting had gone well. When Dex actually escorts a client past my desk, it means some cash has been choked up for him, or promised for the immediate future. But if potential clients come out in a huff and slam the door behind them, it means I might have to wait for my paycheck. So I was glad to see Dex escorting the Heppelwaite dame, even though it meant I got an extra look at her apple-skin-tight dress while she dragged her fur coat behind her and batted her eyes up at my boss.

  I closed my brain to the scent of violets and kept clacking.

  “Well, whaddaya think of that?” Dex sauntered up to my desk once the office door closed and we could hear the tapping of Rita’s heels receding down the hallway toward the elevator. Dex
plunked himself on the corner of my desk, balanced himself on his behind, and crossed his long legs at the ankles.

  “That coat looks hot,” I said dryly, without looking up, leaving it to Dex to figure out if I meant Rita’s fur looked stolen or was too warm for the day. Either way, he would get the idea it wasn’t a compliment.

  I was still clacking away, by now with a bit of venom. And more pointlessly than ever. It’s not like there were any clients in the office that Dex needed to impress.

  “Heh-heh.” His laugh had a lecherous sound that I figured I understood. I was wrong. “Look what she gave me.” He spread the cash between my eyes and the typewriter, a nice big fan of green. I stopped typing. Dex was holding out a couple of twenties, three sawbucks, a fin, and a mitt full of singles, all so bright and unlined that—if her manicure hadn’t been so perfect—I would have suspected the Heppelwaite broad had made them in her garage that morning.

  “That’s gotta be like, what? Eighty bucks?” I said, surprised. “What for?”

  “Eighty-three,” he corrected. “It’s my retainer,” Dex said smugly.

  “I figured that part, wise guy. I mean, you know, for how long? And for what?”

  “I told her my daily rate was twenty-five bucks.” I issued forth an appreciative whistle and flushed when Dex grinned at me approvingly. “Plus expenses. You know.”